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WHY AM I STILL GETTING ATTENTION ON MY SEXY BENJAMIN SHITPOST FROM SIX MONTHS AGO? WHAT HAVE I DONE TO DESERVE THIS?

eyyyyy so I'm finishing school in less than twelve hours (holy sheet where did the year go) and I'm going to be super bored. So I'm opening up commission slots and request slots. There will be three slots for each, and it's first in, first served as far as requests go. Please tag your friends if they're looking for free art or commissions, I'd really appreciate it!

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Whew! I've been known to kill of most of my characters in my stories, so I thought this was worth a try.

First, pick three (maybe not-so) dearly departed characters to tortu- I mean interview!

1. Lucy Oswald
2. Melia Cressview
3. Eleri

So, obvious I guess, but what are you names?
L: LUCY
M: I'm Melia.
E: Um, Eleri. Isn't it obvious?
How old were you when you died?
L: Fourteen, I think. I don't know. I'm a Time Lord, I think, so maybe I was a hundred or something? _lolz
M: I was fourteen.
E: Fifteen.
Were you ever even alive, or are you part of a species that technically never lives?
L: Lol, yeah. Course I was alive. How else would I die, stupid?
M: Yes, I was.
E: Yep. Well. I think so. I don't know, I was in another world. So maybe I'm just asleep now?
How did you die?
L: OH MY GOD WELL. FUNNY STORY. So the Time Lords had just left, and the Doctor was all like "I'm alive. I'm... still alive." But then I realised I was stuck in this glass box. I think the Doctor called it a radiation chamber? So I knocked on the door and asked him to let me out, but he started yelling at me, saying he "could do so much more" etc. Then he said something like "I've lived too long," and started walking towards me. I realised that he was going to sacrifice himself to save me, so I decided to do it before him. It hurt a lot, and I ended up dying in his arms. It was fun. (right...)
M: I was at the feast in the 50th Hunger Games, and something slammed into me. It was the girl from District One, and she said something about how she would put me out of my misery. I remember seeing something glint in her hand, then my chest was on fire. I think I was stabbed, and I remember seeing my brother and best friend crouched around me. I couldn't say anything... I couldn't breathe...
E: That's horrible, Melia. I died in battle. I was on the back of my dragon, fighting Cathal. He was mocking me, calling me nothing more than a stupid little girl. I thought I could stop him, but then he smiled and buried his sword in my stomach. Must've found a chink in my armour. But I remember falling. Nothing more than a stupid little girl.
Or did your creator just get tired of you and stop writing/drawing about you?
L: Yeah. I think. She was laughing as she wrote my death scene.
M: I don't think so. She cried after I died.
E: No, definitely not. She cried for half an hour after I died. I think she really wanted me to come back, but she said that she couldn't do that.
What happens to the dead in your canon?
L: I dunno. The Doctor just left me lol.
M: Dead tributes are sent home in a wooden box and buried beside the Victor's Village.
E: Well, there's a tradition that soldiers are buried within the castle walls to protect Serendipia. I think that's what happened to me.
Was there a funeral or memorial service of any kind?
L: No.
M: Maybe.
E: Yes.
If so, what was it like?
L: I was just left.
M: I don't think it was really a funeral, my family just sat beside my grave when my brother returned from the Games. Well, my mother didn't. She pretty much stopped functioning after I died. I think it was all too much for her, losing both her husband and her daughter.
E: The whole realm was there. I was given a soldier's burial, since I was the one that stopped Cathal destroying the realm. The King and Queen gave a eulogy, and people spoke about me like I was some great war hero. It was quite embarrassing, actually, even though I technically wasn't there.
That sounds... nice. So, some questions about when you were alive- did you look any different than you do now, if any kind of afterlife exists in your world? Otherwise, we know your rotting corpse looks different.
L: Yeah. I regenerated, so now I'm ginger and FABALAS.
M: ....yes. I look different.
E: Duh, of course I look different.
Who do you think was most impacted by your death?
L: The Doctor. He seemed quite sad when I died, even though he LEFT ME.
M: My brother Ember, definitely. He cried himself to sleep that night, and developed PTSD. He often joins Haymitch Abernathy in drinking away his sorrows, and I watch him sometimes wake screaming for me to run. I wish I were still there to comfort him.
E: Nolan, my best friend. My family doesn't even know I exist anymore because since I died in another universe I was erased from existence back home. But even thought Nolan would hate to admit it, but he was really affected by my death. He killed Cathal to avenge me and refused to accept that I was gone when he found my body.
Did your creator ever completely scrap everything but your name and start over?
L: Yeah. She turned me into a complete and utter dumbass.
M: Yes. She's actually in the middle of rewriting my story, and it's quite interesting seeing what she's changing.
E: She even changed my name. My story has been in her head for almost seven years, and she's never got past the first chapter until this year, where she's planning to write a novel.
Did you believe in afterlife when you were alive?
L: Nah.
M: No. We never really hear about anything like that in District Twelve, so there's no cause for me to believe in the afterlife.
E: No. It's silly, superstitious stuff, and I've had quite enough superstition for one life.
Did you have any pets?
L: No.
M: No, but my younger sister took quite a liking to Katniss Everdeen's cat when they were living in District Thirteen.
E: No.
Do you think this quiz is pointless?
L: It's fun.
M: A little bit.
E: Yes.
If you could be alive again for one day, what would you do with your day?
L: I'd find the Doctor again and scare him silly.
M: I'd have one last hug with Ember. And tell my younger sister I'm so proud of the young woman she's become. It would be nice to meet my niece and nephew, too...
E: I'd force Nolan to say he really does care about me, and then tackle him into a hug.
Did you have a favorite food when you were alive? How about now?
L: Chocolate.
M: In the Capitol, there were these lovely buttery rolls that were served at breakfast. I remember dipping them into hot chocolate, and it was really nice. Now I can't eat anything.
E: Oh, my second night in Serendipia was taken up with the Feast. We'd have slabs of meat and vegetables cooked in the Fire, and it was delicious. Like Melia, I can't eat anything anymore.
Color?
L: Blue, like the TARDIS.
M: Very very pale blue. Like my interview dress.
E: Green.
Animal?
L: Cats!
M: Anything that provides food. But probably goats.
E: I know it's cliche, but dogs.
Book?
L: I don't really read, lol.
M: Neither do I. But there was this really interesting book on the history of Panem at school that we used to read.
E: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe. It was the book I was reading before I was sent to Serendipia.
Are you human?
L: Nope, I'm a Time Lord! Or a Time Lady... whatever you call a girl Time Lord.
M: Yes.
E: Yes.
If no, have you ever been human?
L: Well, I THOUGHT I was hooman, does that count?
If not, have you ever wanted to be human?
L: Like I said before, I thought I was a hooman bean. But not really, being a Time Lord is way more fun!
Can I interest you in purchasing an empty box?
L: Is that box a police box?
M: No. I have more important things to spend money on. Well... I did...
E: Tell me, what would the point be in that?
Were you in a relationship directly before you died?
L: Nah.
M: No. But I did quite like Haymitch... I wonder what would have happened if I'd lived. Would we be married?
E: No. And I only saw Nolan as an older brother, thank you very much.
How do you think your boyfriend/girlfriend/spouse/mate/whatever word your species uses handled your death?
L: I didn't have one. But the Doctor was my friend, who was a boy.
M: Like I said, I was never old enough to have a sweetheart.
E: I never had a boyfriend.
Before you died, were you considered good or evil?
L: I was considered annoying.
M: I like to think so. The Capitol seemed to think I was good.
E: I suppose I was considered good.
Or did good and evil not exist in your canon?
L: I dunnah.
M: Of course it exists. Why do you think my brother was so bent on seeing President Snow's downfall?
E: Yes, it did. It's why I was called to Serendipia in the first place.
Before you go back to doing whatever it is dead people do, tag one person each.
L: (Oh my Time Lord, Lucy. That's me, you idiot.)
M:
E:

Alright, so I'm reeeeallly behind on my youtube video uploading thingy _{(perfect English)} and I was wondering if anybody would be interested if I were to do a Q+A?

If you are, just comment whatever questions you have for me!